Weekly Photo Challenge (Curves)

I am certainly not going to be the only blogger to post a work of Gaudí’s in response to the weekly photo challenge so have decided to get in quick smart for as the saying goes, ‘it’s the quick and the dead’ and as we all know Mrs Carmichael is Living My Life One Aphorism at a Time.

The Casa Batlló in Barcelona’s Passeig de Gràcia is a straight line free zone. Perfect then for this photographic challenge.

I like these:

Travel Theme (Flow)

So many Maori legends include waterfalls be they giving power (mana), hiding taniwha (monsters) or as a metaphor for tears. Most of the New Zealand national grid is powered by hydroelectricity and as such the obvious is sometimes the best place to start (and finish) the search for images of flow.

For other images of this week’s theme check out Ailsa’s blog at Where’s my backpack?

In Which Mrs Carmichael Takes a Moment To Have a Moment

my uncle's was red but everything else identical to our days at the beach (www.flickr.com)

my uncle’s was red but everything else identical to our days at the beach (www.flickr.com)

This morning, on my way to food shop and on my way from the Post Office Collection Depot in backstreet Rickmansworth, I found myself screeching to a stop, then reversing to check out a car being repaired in a tiny garage that I didn’t know existed. These facts alone are enough for me to have to both take and have a moment. Mrs Carmichael is not a car person as you well know (Is It Just a Car Thing or Are Men Really From Another Planet?).

In the micro sized garage was what looked, to my untrained eye, like a Rover 2000 in immaculate condition. And a mechanic working under the hood in not quite so. He was a bit more, shall we say, grizzled.

A car behind me honked.

“Is that a Rover 2000?” I asked the gnarled engineer.

The car behind me honked again.

“I learnt to drive in that car, ” I said scrabbling around in my handbag for my camera.

“I don’t think so,” he replied.

Are all men on the Asperger scale of literal comprehension? Don’t answer that.

He did not invite me in for a cuppa and a sit in the driving seat so, photo opportunity abandoned, I drove off to purchase ingredients for one daughter’s going away meal.

But I was stuck in the moment.

they don't build 'em like this today (www.motorbase.com)

they don’t build ‘em like this today (www.motorbase.com)

I had my first few lessons in a car identical to this. Shark’s front, black leather seats, a minimalist interior designed to include an oversized steering wheel and an arm rest to be fought over in the back seat. Oh and no power steering. This was the early 70′s after all.

My mother learnt to drive while she was pregnant with me and they (my parents) bought their first car to celebrate my arrival. It was a VW Beetle, light blue like the Rover and the height of coolness then and not because it was ‘retro’. It was brand new, back to front engineering and they were truly proud.

concentrate now, the VW's in the garage (mrscarmichael's mother)

concentrate now, the Beetle’s in the background (mrscarmichael’s mother)

That car had indicators that stuck out, phallic-like from the sides of the car when manually activated, no central locking, airbag smherbag, and, of course, nada in the seat belting arena. Until the end of her driving days my mother would hurl her left arm hard and vigorously across any front seat passenger while breaking. Habits are difficult to kill off particularly where safety and my mother were concerned.

photo taken while driving excuses quality (mrscarmichael)

photo taken while driving excuses quality (mrscarmichael)

Driving up the Finchley Road last Sunday, I found myself behind this Beetle. It’s newer than my childhood means of transportation but not by much. The young things within will own it because it’s retro but to me it was another time-sucking moment.

That’s two then.

I did not learn to drive in the beetle, not the racing green Morris 1100 they owned afterwards. No, I had my first lessons in the Rover 2000, down Karori South aways with my father when I was fourteen.

But my favourite car of my New Zealand childhood belonged to my uncle B…… It was a 1964 Holden Station-wagon, red and white with round tail lights and vast expanse to play ‘corners’ with friends on the way to the beach. There you are, another thing that cannot be done in our seatbelt safe world today. ref: photo top – placed thus because I wanted this pic to show in the reader.

I completed my driving lessons in a 1971 Holden, three gear column shift, bench seat and woefully poor clutch pad. My friend S…… and I burnt it out on the eve of our tests. Smoke billowed up from the well and the smell of scorched car stays with me still. Clutch replaced and tests passed we were fifteen year old free agents. Have wheels will use them. And we did.

first car I drove legally (Chris Keating)

first car I drove legally (Chris Keating)

To this day I have no idea how J…. (my friend’s father) managed to teach two teenage girls to drive at the same time and stay remotely sane. If he didn’t he hid it well.

We never owned a Holden ourselves. My mother kept that light blue Rover for many years (in memory of my father I’m sure). In that time I managed to damage most panels on its body, various tyres and both front and back shiny bumpers. It was a good car until it almost killed her.

This morning I read about some poor soul crashing off a hillside in Wales whilst driving a vintage MG Midget.

And that allows me to segue straight into my third car related history moment.

I lived, albeit briefly, right under the Wellington Airport pylon that flashed red lights on and off, on and off into my curtainless bedroom window. It was at the very top of Mount Victoria in Roseneath.

My mother dropped me back at my flat one day, had a cup of tea and headed off down the hill home. What neither of us knew was that break fluid was pouring from the Rover’s undercarriage and her breaks had stopped working.

My mother was diddy. Five foot two with a following wind and those with a retentive memory will know the Rover had no power steering.

Thankfully, I knew nothing until a stranger brought Mum back to my house. She looked very worse for wear.

Apparently she tried to crash the beast into the hill a number of times, swerving to avoid oncoming cars as she gathered speed. Her final attempt caused her to ricochet from the bank, across the road and over the cliff to her death or so she believed. But, being Wellington and gradients no obstacle to the city’s homeowners, the Rover came to rest half on half off a wooden suspension driveway with 180 degree sea views beneath.

“I want a new car,” she told me when she regained her power of speech.

That was the end of the Rover. My mother bought a sensible Toyota (with seat belts and power steering) which outlived her.

I am not a car person but memories are funny things and whether it’s a garaged car in Rickmansworth, a North London road, the thought of driving lessons or a newspaper article it behoves us to take a moment to have a moment. Mine just happens to be car related this time.

Meet The Carmichaels (Literally)

In anticipation of meeting Daughter #1′s new beau momentarily, I have cleaned Casa Carmichael (visible bits) within an inch of its over long life, attempted to jet wash my deck chairs (big fail, Mrs C is not cut out for physical labour), filled an over sized shopping trolly full to brim with nice, tempting nibbles and will very soon be indulging in a pre-prandial to relax and to ensure the bon viveurness said daughter will require from mother of the potential bride.

But roll it back a notch. I have just been informed by my first born that we are to pretend no knowledge of the young man’s cv.

We are not to talk about his semi pro rugby prowess (that will be hard for Mr Carmichael) nor the fact that he has been in her wings since last October (sshhh).

The fact that he went to Oxford (tick, vg) and works at the same company as the daughter until last week (she left not him) are verboten topics of conversation also.

It should be ok to say “Gosh, you’re tall,” as that will be immediately obvious but it must come as a total surprise. I can do surprise but better make my sundowner on the weakish side so as not to overdo the pleased shock.

I guess I better not follow that with “And very handsome.” That might be unnecessarily  forward of me. But I can tell you, he is. I’ve seen a pic on her iPhone. Tall, dark and handsome. What more could a mother want?

Mr C was only told his first name yesterday. I’ve know both first and last for simply ages (yes, go me) but we’re not to indicate too much familiarity with it/them apparently.

“But, Darling,” I say coyly. “If it’s a shared boudoir you’re after, surely we should have some foreknowledge of M…… Otherwise he might think you bring complete strangers back to your parent’s place on a regular and frequent basis.” Ha!

I don’t know how it’s going to go but one thing I do know is that Daughter #1 will let us know everything we are doing wrong for the duration of the evening . Of that I can be sure.

Perfume spritzed, lippy on. It must be gin time.

Wish me luck.

Travel Theme (Peaceful)

Deep in the heart of the Gloucestershire countryside lie the sandstone Cotswold villages. If you catch them on a non-touristic day they are the embodiment of ‘peaceful‘ and thus my pick for the (Where’s my backpack?) travel theme of the week.

Mr Carmichael and I were lucky enough to have a weekend there last month.

Weekly Photo Challenge (Fleeting)

 

Mrs Carmichael has chosen to reveal a serious side in this photo challenge. For one reason or another I found the need to chose a poem before I decided on a photograph this week. I like to think that Longfellow’s young man would give heartfelt approval to John Scott’s  astonishing Twentieth Century space.

A PSALM OF LIFE

WHAT THE HEART OF THE YOUNG MAN
SAID TO THE PSALMIST

TELL me not, in mournful numbers,
Life is but an empty dream ! —
For the soul is dead that slumbers,
And things are not what they seem.

Life is real !   Life is earnest!
And the grave is not its goal ;
Dust thou art, to dust returnest,
Was not spoken of the soul.

Not enjoyment, and not sorrow,
Is our destined end or way ;
But to act, that each to-morrow
Find us farther than to-day.

Art is long, and Time is fleeting,
And our hearts, though stout and brave,

 Modernist altar, Fortuna Chapel, Karori (mrscarmichael)

Modernist altar, Fortuna Chapel, Karori (mrscarmichael)

Still, like muffled drums, are beating
Funeral marches to the grave.

In the world’s broad field of battle,
In the bivouac of Life,
Be not like dumb, driven cattle !
Be a hero in the strife !

Trust no Future, howe’er pleasant !
Let the dead Past bury its dead !
Act,— act in the living Present !
Heart within, and God o’erhead !

Lives of great men all remind us
We can make our lives sublime,
And, departing, leave behind us
Footprints on the sands of time ;

Footprints, that perhaps another,
Sailing o’er life’s solemn main,
A forlorn and shipwrecked brother,
Seeing, shall take heart again.

Let us, then, be up and doing,
With a heart for any fate ;
Still achieving, still pursuing,
Learn to labor and to wait.

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow (1807-1882)

Mrs C particularly likes these:

To Ryanair, a Muted Monologue

come fly with me, let's fly, let's fly away (www.airport.parking.tv)

come fly with me, let’s fly, let’s fly away (www.airport.parking.tv)

And breathe Mrs Carmichael, just breathe. Come on now. Man up, Woman! You’re only booking a quick hop, no frills flight to the Costa Brava. And the price is right. Or seems to be. What could possibly go wrong?

£30.99 Luton to Gerona including all taxes. Fantastic! Great price and the only budget airline to fly this route. There’s a seat with my name on it. Woo hoo off to the sunshine. Once I’ve bought the ticket that is.

I’m paying with my new credit card, first outing. Ah, (£1.60) for the privilege so it’s £31.99 now. Ok, I can live with that.

Oh, there’s a charge for luggage. Well, I guess the flight price is reasonable and Mrs C needs to look her best poolside. Let’s add (£35.00) to make a total of £66.99. Hmmmm.

Of course I don’t want to be stuck between strangers so I guess it’s priority boarding and low heels for me. Cheap at (£7.00). Running total, £76.99.

Insurance, sensible (£14.54), £91.53. But I’ve missed out the Plus, (£3.16) which brings it to £94.69 but hey, I’m the mug Singapore Airlines is still scrapping with (Singapore Airlines, A Tale of Three Halves.) so cheap at half the price.

Actually I do want to reserve my seat so I will fork out the £10.00 for that gladly – £104.69. Wow, the Priority boarding is no longer necessary (what a gift) so saved seat and stilettos it is, £97.69.

Better be texted my confirmation I guess, (£1.69) £99.38.

Can’t play golf without my golf clubs. You WHAT? (£50.00). Final total: £149.38!!!!!!!!!!

 And rewind:

would you like yellow with that? (www.wired.com)

would you like yellow with that? (www.wired.com)

Back in your cage, credit card. Capsule wardrobe here I am. Dress me in monochrome.

No, I don’t want priority boarding, nor reserved seats. No to insurance. Yes, I’ve read the T’s and C’s (Fingers xed). No, no to your insurance thanks. Mrs C prides herself on risk taking. Do not text me anything.

I’ll give the hire car a miss this time. And the Ryanair hotel as well.

Oh, my sessions timed out.

No problem, I’ll just start all over again. No, no, yes to all of the above. Ah and no, to the kind offer of a cabin bag purchase. I fancy I’ll organise my own transfer and no I don’t want you to organise a tour of Gerona for me.

I’ll flag the golf and buy a Kindle.

Goodness, am I onto payment details already?

Yes, I’ve read the chuffing T’s and C’s and NO I DO NOT WANT your insurance.

Are we good to go? No?

Arrrgh, I don’t want to play lucky bingo for some family photos. No I really really don’t.

Tickets bought -olé José. Costa Brava (nice bits) here I come.

What there’s more? NO, I do not want the last chance opportunity to buy insurance from you and amazingly I have booked accommodation BEFORE I started this flight purchase process.

chocs away (www.guardian.co.uk)

one happy Irishman (www.guardian.co.uk)

I am, however, looking forward to the offer of a relaxing electronic cigarette once on board.

Thumbs up, Michael. You, Sir are a maestro.

Please, please share the fourth leaf of your lucky clover with me.

ps: As you know math is not a forté of Mrs C. Any mistakes in this area are hers and hers alone. Ryanair, by comparison, is very good at adding up.

pps: Mrs Carmichael smokes neither real nor electronic cigarettes. Ryanair offers the latter to each and every passenger regardless of age.

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Weekly Photo Challenge (The Sign Says)

Deep in the heart of Spitalfields, and right plonk in the middle of the historical tour, the architectural tour, the graffiti tour and the Jack the Ripper tour is a pub. Now there is obviously many a public house in the environs but this one has a sign worthy of Sherlock Holmes’ investigative abilities.

The letters have been disappearing slowly for the last twenty or so years. Can you figure out the tavern’s name?

could a sign say less? (mrscarmichael)

could a sign say less? (mrscarmichael)

Weekly Photo Challenge (The Sign Says)

Anaddas i fodur 100 llath o’ch blaen

translation required (mrscarmichael)

translation and possible foliage cutting required (mrscarmichael)

ooops

event plus reaction equals outcome

event plus reaction equals outcome

And some goodies:

Travel Theme (Costume)

Mrs Carmichael, being the enigma that she is, has decided to introduce you, her WordPress friends, to a few of her colleagues and devotees in this week’s travel theme suggested by Alisa, the brains behind (Where’s my backpack?).

All images were taken far from Casa Carmichael and all with travel in mind.

Here we go then…….

lights, camera, action (mrscarmichael)

lights, camera, action (mrscarmichael)

Here I am relaxing with Dara (the Ukranian supermodel) pre photo shoot for Summer 2013 cocktail-wear, Four Seasons Hotel, Phuket, Thailand.

NB: I was forced to wear the raven black wig.

Thelma and Louise off to play the Royal Albert Hall (mrscarmichael)

Thelma and Louise off to play the Royal Albert Hall (mrscarmichael)

Although I am much happier with my titian locks in this shot I am not quite so happy with Louise’s driving. Yes, I know I should have been wearing a seatbelt but nothing can defend her lack of care in lane changing on Piccadilly.

Thankfully, the late Mrs Thatcher rushed out of the Ritz, on seeing me tumble from our convertible, and fed my kippers while the ambulance team tended to my scrapped knees.

Louise was forced to play our duet solo and, I am secretly pleased to say, received somewhat diluted reviews for her efforts.

pose with attitude (mrscarmichael)

pose with attitude (mrscarmichael)

Those with eagle eyes will recognise the head shot as Mrs C’s thumb nail photo. I am quite pleased with the success of this photograph. Although I do not like standing around in up market clothes’ emporiums I do like the pay packet and attention that comes with it. This is, of course, my own hair.

NB: I am foreground in this shot. Tullisa, hardly visible in background, had such a tantrum over our positioning it made the day all the more worthwhile.